“yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?
Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..
Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…
Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre ?
Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar
Ram – talking in cell politely
Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?
Ram – wife sanga ?
Shym – yati prem le
Ram – timro ho ni………
Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?
Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha
Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .
Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.
When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..
jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani parchha ,timro yad aauchha , jaba panimaa bijchhu timi nai yad aauchhau. BHANA MERO CHHATAA KAHILE FARKAUCHHAU ???
Rakshi banyo tyasaile bhatti banyo banyo tyasaile bhamaraa banyo , timima kunai khasa baat chha , KINAKI,TYASAI PAGAL KHANA BANENA….
Phool bina…..sugandha bekaar chandrama bina…..Chandni bekaar prem bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mero SMS bina…..Timro MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
jasari Heera le Heea katchha … falaamle falaamlai katchhha .thik tyasari nai heradai gara ek din… timilai KUKURle tokcha….
timi hasi rakha ,sadhai hasi nai rakha, khitkhit hasi rakha , hasera khusi hau ,hasera nai jivan bitau , malai ke chha ra ,manchhele timilai nai bhanne chha PAGAAL bhanera… ..!
aajkal timro SMS aauna chhodeko chha ,ke bho? ma sanga risayeu ki timro balance kam bho ha ha ..
Doctor says to hari: tapaiko ra tapaiko wife ko blood group autai chha, ho?Hari: kina nahosa ta , usale mero 20 barsa dekhi mero khun khai rahechha…
schoolma nani ko buwa le teacher lai bhanyo:madam 3. alikati tapai ,alikati ma koshis garchhu bachcha ta niski hal6 ni …!
Nepali niyam…yadi ketile aafnai echhale diyo bhane PREM …. yadi sathile milaidiyo bhane UPAHAAR…. Gharbata milai diyo bhane SANSKAR…. yadi jabarjasti liyo bhane BALATKAAR
keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…
husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..
girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????
Plane says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau ?
Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos….
Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro .
Girl: kholu kya.
Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha .
Girls Hostel warden call Electric office & Complains: “aaj ta keta pathai dinus ketiharu re 3 din dekhi Mombatti le kaam chalai rahechha.!!”
yaar 1986 ko girl; Mom jeans paint lagau ?
Mom: hunna chhori manchhele k bhanchha
2008 k0 girl: Mom mini skirt kagau ?
Mom; laga chhori laga kehi ta laga.
Chhora – Buba keta harule kina bihe garchhan ?
Buba – Kinaki mare pachhi narka pani swaga jasto lagosh bhaner .
Pahila hathle ramro sanga pakad
Mukhle bistarai chush ,
Thuk lagau,
Bistarai vitra chhirau
Ek dui patak garo hunchha
Ek dui patak kosis gare pachhi chhirchha,…..
….Kati garo hunchha siyo ma dhago chhiraun.
Boy:jau kunai sunsaan thauma
Girl:timi yasto usto harkat ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: promise gardina !
Girl:hoss,tyaso bhaye kina jane
pahila KISS gara,
pheri PALANGma sutaau,
ani kattu khola,
ani MUNI haath lagau,
.
.
.
.
ra check gara k
BABY le SU SU ta gareko chhaina .
Ek pakta garana plz..
kasailai bhandina ma plz..
plz gara na gara……..
malai mazza aauchha …
ek palta hamro mitrataa ko lagi bhaye pani
gara na plzz…
euta lovely SMS!!!
Wifelai Thappar hirkaye pabchhi risayer husbandlai bhanyo”manchhele usailai hirkauchha jasalai usale maya garchha.”
Wifele husbandlai 2 jhapad hirkayera bhanyo “tapai k samjhinu hunchha ke matapailai maya gardina.
Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…
Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?
Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..
Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…
Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu panre ?
Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar
Ram – talking in cell politely
Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?
Ram – wife sanga ?
Shym – yati prem le
Ram – timro ho ni………
Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?
Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha
Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .
Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.
When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..
jaba kalo badal lagchha aakashmaa , timro yad aaucha, jaba pani parchha ,timro yad aauchha , jaba panimaa bijchhu timi nai yad aauchhau. BHANA MERO CHHATAA KAHILE FARKAUCHHAU ???
Rakshi banyo tyasaile bhatti banyo banyo tyasaile bhamaraa banyo , timima kunai khasa baat chha , KINAKI,TYASAI PAGAL KHANA BANENA….
Phool bina…..sugandha bekaar chandrama bina…..Chandni bekaar prem bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mero SMS bina…..Timro MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
jasari Heera le Heea katchha … falaamle falaamlai katchhha .thik tyasari nai heradai gara ek din… timilai KUKURle tokcha….
timi hasi rakha ,sadhai hasi nai rakha, khitkhit hasi rakha , hasera khusi hau ,hasera nai jivan bitau , malai ke chha ra ,manchhele timilai nai bhanne chha PAGAAL bhanera… ..!
aajkal timro SMS aauna chhodeko chha ,ke bho? ma sanga risayeu ki timro balance kam bho ha ha ..
Doctor says to hari: tapaiko ra tapaiko wife ko blood group autai chha, ho?Hari: kina nahosa ta , usale mero 20 barsa dekhi mero khun khai rahechha…
schoolma nani ko buwa le teacher lai bhanyo:madam 3. alikati tapai ,alikati ma koshis garchhu bachcha ta niski hal6 ni …!
Nepali niyam…yadi ketile aafnai echhale diyo bhane PREM …. yadi sathile milaidiyo bhane UPAHAAR…. Gharbata milai diyo bhane SANSKAR…. yadi jabarjasti liyo bhane BALATKAAR
keta ra ketiharu antachhari khelna lageko thiyo . keti: hami timiharulai haraayera DEKHAUNE chhau. ketaharu: tihik chha hami haaryeu, la ab DEKHAAU…
husband : yadi Hamro chhoriko saTTa chhora bhaeko bhaye kati raamro hunthiyo… wife : hunthiyo raamro! Timro aashaamaa baseko bhaye yo chhori pani hudaina thiyo…..
girl : aamaa bachchaa yahi baaTa niskinchha jaha bata tyo…. paschha? mom: ho! girl: o my god ! tyaso bhaye mero bachchaa mero mukhabata niskine bho ????
Plane says: ” yaar Rocket timi yati chhito kasari udan sakchhau ?
Rocket: “yo ta usalailai nai thaha hunchha jasko chakhma aago lageko hos….
Boy: wah kya sandle chha timro .
Girl: kholu kya.
Boy: tyo bhanda ramro timro t-shirt chha .
Girls Hostel warden call Electric office & Complains: “aaj ta keta pathai dinus ketiharu re 3 din dekhi Mombatti le kaam chalai rahechha.!!”
yaar 1986 ko girl; Mom jeans paint lagau ?
Mom: hunna chhori manchhele k bhanchha
2008 k0 girl: Mom mini skirt kagau ?
Mom; laga chhori laga kehi ta laga.
Chhora – Buba keta harule kina bihe garchhan ?
Buba – Kinaki mare pachhi narka pani swaga jasto lagosh bhaner .
Pahila hathle ramro sanga pakad
Mukhle bistarai chush ,
Thuk lagau,
Bistarai vitra chhirau
Ek dui patak garo hunchha
Ek dui patak kosis gare pachhi chhirchha,…..
….Kati garo hunchha siyo ma dhago chhiraun.
Boy:jau kunai sunsaan thauma
Girl:timi yasto usto harkat ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: promise gardina !
Girl:hoss,tyaso bhaye kina jane
pahila KISS gara,
pheri PALANGma sutaau,
ani kattu khola,
ani MUNI haath lagau,
.
.
.
.
ra check gara k
BABY le SU SU ta gareko chhaina .
Ek pakta garana plz..
kasailai bhandina ma plz..
plz gara na gara……..
malai mazza aauchha …
ek palta hamro mitrataa ko lagi bhaye pani
gara na plzz…
euta lovely SMS!!!
Wifelai Thappar hirkaye pabchhi risayer husbandlai bhanyo”manchhele usailai hirkauchha jasalai usale maya garchha.”
Wifele husbandlai 2 jhapad hirkayera bhanyo “tapai k samjhinu hunchha ke matapailai maya gardina.
Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…
Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
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