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Change XP Boot Screen

• Change XP Boot Screen

If you would like to change your boot up screen follow the directions below. These instructions assume that you have a place to download the boot screen from the net. If you would like to download a boot screen, visit http://www.themexp.org

1. Backup (copy) the file %windir%\system32\ntoskrnl.exe (most likely C:\windows\system32\ntoskrnl.exe - the boot screen)
2. Download the .zip to your computer (important: make sure to get the right version, XP or XP SP1)
3. Extract ntoskrnl.exe to a directory other than %windir%\system32 (most likely C:\windows\system32)
4. Reboot your computer into Safe Mode (hit F8 before the boot screen) or into true DOS (from a boot disk)
5. Overwrite the file %windir%\system32\ntoskrnl.exe (which should have been backed up) with the extracted exe
6. Reboot your computer as you normally would...........

ENJOY!!!!

SMS,JOKES N SAIRY PART-3

Last night I had a dream.
Iwas walking with GOD.
He asked me
Who's ur best friend?
i told Him ur name.
He smiled and said.
'sab pichle janam ke paap hai beta'

aarjo mein teri diwane ho gaye
tujhe dost banate banate auro se begane ho gaye
kar de ab ek sms is nacheej koteri bakvas padhe zamane ho gaye

bheegi ankhon se muskurane ka maja or hai
haste haste palke bhigone ka maja kuch or hai
baat sunke to koi bhi samajh leta hai
khamoshi ko koi samjhe to majaa aur hai

mujhe to apno ne luta gairo me kaha dam tha,meri haddi thi tuti jaha hospital band tha,mujhe jis ambulence me litaya usme petrol hi kam tha,mujhe riksha me le jaya gaya kyoki kiraya kam tha,mujhe doctor ne uthaya nurso me kaha dam tha,mujhe jis bed pe litaya uske niche bam tha aaj mujhe bam ne udaya goliyo me kaha dam tha,mujhe ek sadak par dafnaya gaua kyoki kabristan me space kam tha

Cellphone using is very dangenurs and it damages the brain.
But , ur so lucky.
No brain!
No damage!
No problem..!!!
Ha ha ha..!!!

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

tamanna hai ki wo kabhi ikraar kare,kabhi wo naraj ho,kabhi wo pyar kare,dhundti hi rahe dono ki nigahe kabhi mai unka to kabhi wo mera intjar kare

kal
mere
mobile
ka
birthday
hai.
aap
chahe
to
gift
samajhkar
isme
rs.100
ka
balance
dalwa
sakte
ho
bhagvan
ne
chacha
to
agle
mahine phir
manayenge

Chehre par sweet smile hai,
Hath mein rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile par sms ki zhakas file hai,
To fir reply na karna yeh kya bhav khane ki nayi style hai?

whenever u feel sadness in ur heart
blackness in ur eyes
paleness in ur face
fragrence in ur body
it shows u r suffering lack of VITAMIN "ME"

1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhe naukri de
3.Allaha tujhe khush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhe barkat de
Yaad ho gaya?
To chal "KATORI" utha aur shuru ho ja.

Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather
Stars+Moon = A romantic night
You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!

aapki shan me arj hai"bas najr bhar dekh liya hota,agar tamanna thi darane ki.hum yunhi behosh ho jate zalim,kya zarurat thi muskurane ki

Why have you increased the speed of the car?
Santa: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

Bnta-Marne k bad Admi kaha jata he?
Snta-Very simple he yaar
SHAMSHAN Ghat jata he,or kaha jayega.

Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nahi,
Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy,
BOHAT MOTI WIFE.

Elephant fall in love with an Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marriage. WHY? They hav a strong reason. Do u know?
Ladke ka dant bahar hai.

Sir-What happened in 1869?
Snta-I Dont know
Sir-Stupid. Gandhi was born
Now tell what
happened in 1873?
Snta-Gandhi was 4 years old


Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada
Faayda Hua He
Wife: Wo Kaise?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi
Mil Gyi

Kanjus K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai,
Woh Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka,
Guess Kyon?
Bcos Wo Sari Raat Firebrigde
Walo Ko Misscall Mrta Raha

Dekha tuze to rooh khush ho gayi,
1 kami thi vo b puri ho gayi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatm ho gayi

Arz He
Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani Samajh Kr
Kha Gyi Wo Biryani Samajh Kar
Ek Katra B N Choda Khoon Ka
Pi Gyi Usko B Nimbu Pani Samajh Kar

Wo love love likhti rhi, Mai live live pdta rha, Wo kiss-2 likhti rhi, Mai kick-2 padta rha,wo shaadi karke chali gayi,Me speaking course karta rha..

Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De
Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de

Fizaye Kehti He Pyar Karlo
Bahare Kehti He, Ankhe Char Krlo
Mgr,Gharwale Kehte He
Abhi Umr Kam He Pehle M.B.A. Pass Krlo

Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne bf ko cal kiya or kaha,
mere ghar pe koi nahi he.
ladka uske ghar pe gaya,
sachmuch koi nahi tha.
"Taala laga hua tha."

A sardar on an interview 4 d post of detective was askd a question.
Interviewer:Who killed Gandhiji?
Sardar:Thanks 4 giving me d job,I'll investigate

Ek Pagal-"Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k liye haan
bol di he"
2nd Pagal-Dikha di na usne apni auqat
Mai bhi itni asani se talaaq nahi dunga

Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai?ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

singh is king-
a sardar went
2 a temple on hanuman jayanti
priest gave him aarti
sardar blew off the diya
and said
happy birthday 2 you hanumanji

I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner. &
to say those sweet three words to U.
.
.
.
Pay The Bill

:Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can't make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.

Smile in pleasure
Smile in pain
Smile when trouble pours like rain
Smile when someone hurts u
Smile coz someone still loves to see u smiling.

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho

Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro

Hotel me khana kha k santa hath k badle
wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter pucha kya kar rahe ho?
SaNta bola:dikhta nhi likha he wash basin

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SMS,JOKES N SAIRY PART-2

Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho
Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho
Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho
Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaad maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,
ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse,
Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Zinadgi sabko mile zaruri nahi,
mohabbat sab ko mile zaruri nahi
kuch log bahaut yaad aate hai zindagi mein
par woh bhi hume yaad kare zaruri nahi

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

Har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota,
Duriyo se pyar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jati hai aankhein nam,
Kyonki yaado ka koi mausam nahi hota

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

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Teri yaad me aasson ka samandar bana liya,
Tanhai ke saher me apna ghar bana liya,
Suna hai log pujte hai patther ko,
Is liye dil apna patther bana liya

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

LIFE has no rewinds and forwards,

It unfolds itself at its own pace.

So never MISS a chance to LIVE today

to make a BEAUTIFUL story for TOMOROW!!

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The Single finger

which wipes out our tears

during our FAILURES

is much better than the 10 fingers

which come 2gether

to clap for our VICTORY.

Value it.

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Thought of the day

Expect more from ur-self than others,

Becoz expectation from others hurts a lot,

while expectation from ur-self inspires a lot.

That's life.

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Anjaan Si Mulaqaat Pehchaan Ban Gayi,

Ek Meethe Se Rishte Ki Jaan Ban Gayi.

Do Kadam Tum Chale,Do Kadam Hum Chale

Aur Dosti Ki Raah Kitni Aasaan Ban Gayi.

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Trust is like an elastic

being stretch by two people.

As long as u hold on it,

ul be happy.

The moment one leaves,

the other gets the terrible pain.

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Koi yaad,koi baat, koi raaz ho tum,

Meri sans,meri soch meri aas ho tum.

Ankho k pass nahi na sahi,

Ha magar dil k bohat pass ho tum.

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There is no road in the world

that goes to 'Happiness'.

But 'Happiness' itself is the only way

which goes anywere in the world.

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Believe where others doubt.

Work where others refuse.

Save where others waste.

Stay where others quit.

And u will Win where others lose.

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Bin khwabo ke bhi kya koi so paya hai,

bin yaadon ke bhi koi ro paya hai.

DOSTI AAP ki dhadkan hai iss DIL ki,

DIL bhi kabhi DHADKAN se alag ho paya hai?

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Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp

teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nhi raha,

vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai.

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Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya .

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Teacher: why r u sleeping in class?

tum school kis liye aate ho?

Student: Vidya k liye sir.

Teacher: To tum so kyun rhe ho?

Student: aaj VIDYA absent hai.

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Ppl often feel smthin but express smthin else.

Dey mean smthin but say smthin else.

So learn d art of sayin nothin

in such a way,

dat it leavs nothin unsaid.

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Zamane ki har zannat apke liye hogi,

yeh asmaan yeh zamin apke liye hogi.

Mujhe keh bhi na paoge,uske phele,

mere hisse ki har khushi apke liye hogi.

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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Shaam hote hai ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai…

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, Liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi,
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai, Mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
Jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, Is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi woh bhi poori ho gayi,
Paagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpaanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi…

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Nazar juki to paimane baney, Nasha hua to mekhane baney,
Kuch na kuch to hai aap mein Yoon hi nahin paagal khane baney,

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Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye meri sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
marne ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

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Jab jab gire baadal, teri yaad aayi jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad aayi bheega main,
lekin phir bhi teri yaad aayi kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu sms ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

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SMS,JOKES N SAIRY PART-1

1. Na jane kab koi tara aasma se tut jaye, na janekab koi aasu aakho se beh jaye
kuch pal mere sath hash lo na jane kab is jism se jaan nikal jaye.

2. machhar ne cata aapko
ye uska junoon tha
aapne kujlaya ji bhar
ye aapka sukun tha
aapna mara na usko
kiyuki uski rago me aapa khun tha.

3. Akash me taro ki kami dekhi nahi jati, chaman me phulo ki kami dekhi nahi jati
hai khuda mere bhiya ke har gum mujhe dena, unki aakho me nami dekhi nahi jati.

4. aasma ko pata tha ki raat kiya hoti hai
juba ko pata tha ki baat kiya hoti hai
ab tak anjan tha me jinke thapado se
wo bewafa batla gai ke laat kiya hoti hai.

5. dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte
yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte
dil ko aapka mobile number pasand aa gaya
warna hum kisi ko itne sms kiya nahi karte.

6. Tut gaye hum unka intazar karte karte,
Roye hazar baar khuda se takrar karte karte,
Do lafz juba se nikle aur tut gaye hum ek tarfa pyar karte karte.

7. Yaad na Karoge to sataenge , Rootho ge to Manayenge ,
Dost hai hum saya nahi jo Andhere me sath chor jayenge , samjhe Dost !!

8. One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces!
So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces.

9. Never walk away from true friends.
When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect.
It's affection that matters, not perfection.

10. Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher,
fingers brothers & sisters,
but a loving friend is blood! So,
always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day

11. Friendship means never having 2 say u r sorry.

12. Friends r like a melon, shall i say u y?
2 find one good u must a hundred try.

13. You are the sweetest person in this world….
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Andhera kaise hogaya…?

14. Suraj ki peheli kiran aapko roshni de
chaman ki kaliya aapko khusboo de
hum aapko kuch de ya na de
dene wala aapko umer bhar ki khusiya de.

15. Bin bole tumhare dil ka haal bata sakte hai
bin dekhe tumhari tasbir bana sakte hai
hum aapko itni mohabbat karte hai ki
aapke aasu mere aakho se baha sakte hai.

16. Mandir me jap karte hai, masjid me nawas phadte hai
insaan se kahi bhagwan na ban jau isiliye roz tumhe
sms karke pap karte hai.

17. Koi tumhe bole u r crazy, dont b angry
kooi tumhe bole u r stupid, b cool
lekin koi tumhe bole u r smart, maro sale ko
majaak ki bhi had hoti hai.

18. Jindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai
sms box kangal hai, kya tumhare sms factory me hadtaal hai
kuch sms bhejo yaar, mere mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.

19. Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye
jab kisi ki hasi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye
bepanah pyaar kehte hai ushe
jab kisi ki sase kisi ki jaan ban jaye.

20. Sooni zindagi me hulchul mehsus hui
bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mhesus hui
jane kyu mujhe aaj aisa laga
sayad is dil ko aapki kami mhesus hui.

21. Khushi aapko mile to hasi meri ho
dard aapko mile to aasu mere ho
dosti hamari itni geheri ho, saas teri ruke to maut meri ho.

22. Dhoop hoti hai suraj se,
jalna zameen ko padtaa hai,
mohobbat hoti hai aap se
tadapna hum ko padta hai..

23. Pyar ek dhoka hai anjano k liye,
Pyar Sirf dikhawa hai paas aane k liye,
Pyar ab kuch bi to nahi hai is zamane mei.
Pyar ek pathar hai armanno k liye,
Pyar ek aansoo hai mahfilo mei rulaney k liye,
Pyar ek Tuti Kashti hai sahil pe na pahunch pane k liye,
Pyar ek khwaish hai tut jane k liye,
Pyar ek tohfa hai zindagi bhar rulaney k liye,
Pyar naa karna ye kabi pura nahi hota,,,,,,,, ,,,

24. When god open the window of the haven,
he saw me and asked what is wish for today,
i said lord please take care of person who is reading this meaasge.

25. Itani choti nahi mulakat hamari
kse soche liya kinara aa gya,
lo phir ho gai aapke mobile mai rosni SMS hamara aa gya

26. How Friendship Break ? Both Friends will think the
other is busy and will not contact thinking it may b disturbing. As time
passes both will think let the other contact. After that each will think
why should I contact first. Here ur love will be converted to Hate. Finally
without contact the memory becomes weak. They forget each other. One fine
Day they will meet n blame one another. So Keep in touch with all your
Friends. N Pass this to all your friends... I don't want to be one of this
kind.. so here i am to say u Hi,,,, Take care keep in touch So send this
to ur friends before its too late!!!!! (fren prince)

27. Friends are like balloons,
once you let them go,
you can't get them back,
so I’m going to tie you to my heart so I never lose you.
(Send this to all your friends including me! See how many u get back.)

28. Hi, I'm sorry to border u but it's urgent.
I've a friend coming from far and needs a place to stay since
he'll be around, so i've indicated your house.
Pls receive and love him. ........ His name is Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
He is already at the door knocking.
Say this slowly, Jesus I love u and I need u.
Clean my heart with your blood and make it pure.
Send this to your friends and people special to you.
You will experience a wonderful miracle before the end of this
month because
you are annoucing Jesus to your friends.
if u think the death of Jesus Christ is for nothing ignore this.

29. Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehati hai

30. The world doesn't need more mountains to climb,
more seas to cross or more stars to shine,
what the world needs is only more of u & ur smile

31. Today’s Message is:
Life is short,
break the rules,
forgive quickly,
kiss slowly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything that made you smile.

32. Student of chemestry
A kiss is a reaction of interaction between two hearts.
Student of physics
A kiss is a cotraction of mouth due to the expansion of heart.
Student of zoology
A kiss is a interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Student of Alzebra
A kiss is one plus one equal to the one divided by nothing.
Student of Geometry
A kiss is a shortest distance between two lips.
Student of Economics
A kiss is that thing for which demand is higher than supply.
Student of Account
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when return.
Student of of Electricity
A kiss is a direct current provided without any external supply
Student of Statistics
A kiss is an even probability of which depends upon the vital statistics
36-24-36.

33. Dost ki galiyo me koi gam na ho, hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
bas yai hai dua tum khush raho, kya pata yeh bandha kal ho na ho.

34. Phool khusboo ke liya, pyar nibhane ka liya
aakhae dil churanae ka liya, aur yeh sms aap ko mere yaad dilanae ke liya.

35. Dost tum bade aajeeb ho, dhoor rehkar bhi kareeb ho
na sms na phone karte ho kya tum humse bhi gareeb ho.

36. Ishq mohabbat to hajaro kartae hain, gum judai se wo sab dartae hain
hum na ishq kartae hain na mohabbat, bas dosto ki 1 smile ke liye sms
kartae hain.

37. Kya yaar kya baat hai? har waqt pregnant hi rahte ho kya?
jab bhi sms karta hoo tumhari delivery report aa jati hain.

38. Itni choti nahi mulakat hamari, kaise soch lia kinara aa gaya,
fir se hogae aapki mobile me roshni, sms hamara aa gaya.

39. A true friend sees the first tear,
second he catches,
third he stops,
& forth he slaps and says drama band karo.

40. Ret me naam likha nahi karte, ret pe naam tika nahi karte
log hame kehte hai pather dil, par dost, pather par likhe naam mita nahi karte.

41. Kaho usise jo na kahe kisi se, mango usise jo de sabkuch khushise
chaho use jo chahe tumhe dil se aur dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye sath hansi
se.

42. When words fail, actions speak
when actions fail, eyes speak
when eyes fail, tears speak
when everything fails, than silence speaks......

43. Rango ki bahar ho, khusiya apar ho
dosto ki bharmar ho, dushman ki haar ho
aap malamaal ho, tamanna hai dil ki aisi
aapka har din holi ka tyohar ho.

44. Mithi mithi yaado ko palko me saja lena,
saath gujare palo ko dil me basha lena,
najar na aau hakikat me agar,
muskurakar mujhe sapno me bula lena.

45. numbers start with 123.......,
letters start with abc...........,
music starts with sa re ga ma....................,
but frendship starts with u n me...............

46. when god open the window of the haven,
he saw me and asked what is wish for today,
i said lord please take care of person who is reading this message.

47. true friendship are those who care without hesitation.
remember without limitation.
forgive without any explanation,
n love even with little communication

48. If kisses were water,
I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves,
I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet,
I will give u a galaxy,
if friendship is life I will give u mine.

49. There r many stars but the moon is u,
there are many friends but the best is u,,
To forget me that’s up to u, To forget u I will never ever do.

50. Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho 2m
waqt, bewaqt aaye wo fever ho 2m
doob kar jisme mar jaon wo river ho 2m
mere jivan me ab to 4ever ho 2m..

51. Na msg na phone, na pic na tone,
aur bane phirte ho don jab no. diya tha to kehte the roz karenge phone
ab kehte ho- hum aapke hai kaun?

52. Jab raatko dur kahin AHAAT hui hamne socha aap ho.
jab raat me hawa sansanai humne socha aap ho.
ab aap hi batao aap kisi 'BHOOT' se kam ho?

53. If u feel like crying, call me i promise not 2 make u laugh, but i'll cry with u.
If u feel like not 2 listen 2 others, call me i promise not 2 talk with u, but

i'll keep
quiet and listen 2 u.
If u feel like running away, call me i promise not 2 stop u, but i'll run away

with u.
If u feel like talking with someone, call me i promise not 2 keep quiet, but

i'll talk with u.
If u feel like being angry with someone, call me i promise not make u cool, but

have a glands at ur beautiful looks.
If u feel like u hate someone, call me i promise that i'll never live u alone on

the way of hatred indeed i'll be always loving u forever & ever in my life time.

54. Tone is enough 2 break a glass
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart
1 sec. is enough 2 fall in love
& 1 misunderstanding is sufficient 2 break a friendship.

55. Har aasu adhuri nahi hoti, pyar main kabhi duri nahi hoti,
jinke dil me aap jaisa insaan ho uske liye to dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti.

56. Hum wo nahi jo raste main chod denge, Hum wo nahi jo rista tod denge,
hum to wo hain jo jab tumhari saas ruk jae to apni saaso se jod denge.

57. Roti hue aakho main intejaar hota hain, na cahte hua bhi pyar hota hain,
kiu dekhte hai hum wo sapne jinke tutne par bhi unke pure hone ka intejaar hota

hain.

58. All flowers can't express luv but rose did it,
All plants can't hurt but cactus did it,
All animal can't show madness but monkey did it,
All monkeys can't read sms but u did it,

59. Your love is ur heart, your heart is ur spouse,
your spouse is ur future, your future is ur destiny,
your destiny is ur ambition, your ambition is ur aspiration,
your aspiration is ur motivation, your motivation is ur believe,
your believe is ur peace, your peace is ur target,
your target is heaven, heaven is like hell without FRIENDS.

60. Hope is a base of life, feeling is the soul of life, if we will hope we'll get

target &
if we'll feel we'll get completeness, if we'll live only 4 us then we'll b called

selfish but if we'll live 4 others even for a while then we'll b remembered after

our expiry.

61. Haato se gir gai lakir kahi, hum bhulgaye apni takdir kahi,
agar tumhe mile to ushe utha lena, mere hishe ki khusiya bhi apni zindagi me saja

lena.

62. aapki zindagi mai kabhi koi gam na ho, aapki aakhe kabhi nam na ho,
aapko mile zindagi ki khusi, bhale hi ush khusi me hum na ho.

63. aasiki ke lia pairo me axion ka boot chahiye, badan par bombay dain ka mota sa

suit chahiye, dil to majboot ho hi hadiya bhi majboot chahiye.

64. yu to saikdo hamdard milte hai, par kaam ke log chand milte hai,
jab musibat ka waqt aata hai to sab ke darwaje band milte hai.

65. Sometimes my mind asks y i like u?y i remember u? y u make me laugh? then my heart


answers it's simple bcoz i like cartoons.

66. Bear loves u, monkey loves u, hippo loves u, wolf loves u, they all miss u
so plz go 2 zoo.

67. Most beautiful pairs in the world
heart & beat, night & day, birds & songs, roses & love, & finally my sms & ur

smile.

68. sapne me aaenge sms ki tarah, dil me rahenge ringtone ki tarah,
hamari dosti khatam na hogi balance ki tarah, par tum busy na rehna network ki

tarah.

69. Din hai agar to raat bhi hogi, badal chaya hai to barsat bhi hogi,
judai ka gum mat kar yaar, dur hai aaj to kal mulakat bhi hogi.

70. Sab bewafaiya kabul hai ek wafa ke liya, aasu kabul hai ek hasi ke liya,
hum to mohtaz hai aapke saatj ke, sau dusmani kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye.

71. Waqt har nur ko benur kar deta hai, thode se jakhm ko naasur kar deta hai,
kon chahta hai dosto se dur hona, par waqt sab ko majbur kar deta hai.

72. Samjha na koi dil ki bat ko, dard duniya ne bina soche de diya,
sah gaye jo hum is dard ko chupke se, to log ne hume pathar dil keh diya.

73. Mohbat ko hamari wo jaan na sake, armano ko hamari wo pehchan na sake,
kehte the ki markar bhi hame chahenge, jiteji to hame wo pehchan na sake.

74. Aasuwo ke chalakne ki aawaj nahi hoti, dil ke tutne ki aahat nahi hoti,
agar hota khuda ko har dard ka ahsaas, to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.

75. Risto ki ye duniya hai nirali, sab risto se pyari dosti tumhari,
manjur aasu bhi aakho me hamari, agar aajaye muskan hoto pe tumhari.