Last night I had a dream.
Iwas walking with GOD.
He asked me
Who's ur best friend?
i told Him ur name.
He smiled and said.
'sab pichle janam ke paap hai beta'
aarjo mein teri diwane ho gaye
tujhe dost banate banate auro se begane ho gaye
kar de ab ek sms is nacheej koteri bakvas padhe zamane ho gaye
bheegi ankhon se muskurane ka maja or hai
haste haste palke bhigone ka maja kuch or hai
baat sunke to koi bhi samajh leta hai
khamoshi ko koi samjhe to majaa aur hai
mujhe to apno ne luta gairo me kaha dam tha,meri haddi thi tuti jaha hospital band tha,mujhe jis ambulence me litaya usme petrol hi kam tha,mujhe riksha me le jaya gaya kyoki kiraya kam tha,mujhe doctor ne uthaya nurso me kaha dam tha,mujhe jis bed pe litaya uske niche bam tha aaj mujhe bam ne udaya goliyo me kaha dam tha,mujhe ek sadak par dafnaya gaua kyoki kabristan me space kam tha
Cellphone using is very dangenurs and it damages the brain.
But , ur so lucky.
No brain!
No damage!
No problem..!!!
Ha ha ha..!!!
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
tamanna hai ki wo kabhi ikraar kare,kabhi wo naraj ho,kabhi wo pyar kare,dhundti hi rahe dono ki nigahe kabhi mai unka to kabhi wo mera intjar kare
kal
mere
mobile
ka
birthday
hai.
aap
chahe
to
gift
samajhkar
isme
rs.100
ka
balance
dalwa
sakte
ho
bhagvan
ne
chacha
to
agle
mahine phir
manayenge
Chehre par sweet smile hai,
Hath mein rapchik mobile hai,
Mobile par sms ki zhakas file hai,
To fir reply na karna yeh kya bhav khane ki nayi style hai?
whenever u feel sadness in ur heart
blackness in ur eyes
paleness in ur face
fragrence in ur body
it shows u r suffering lack of VITAMIN "ME"
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2.Allaha tujhe naukri de
3.Allaha tujhe khush rakhe
4.Allaha tujhe barkat de
Yaad ho gaya?
To chal "KATORI" utha aur shuru ho ja.
Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather
Stars+Moon = A romantic night
You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!
aapki shan me arj hai"bas najr bhar dekh liya hota,agar tamanna thi darane ki.hum yunhi behosh ho jate zalim,kya zarurat thi muskurane ki
Why have you increased the speed of the car?
Santa: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
Bnta-Marne k bad Admi kaha jata he?
Snta-Very simple he yaar
SHAMSHAN Ghat jata he,or kaha jayega.
Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nahi,
Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy,
BOHAT MOTI WIFE.
Elephant fall in love with an Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marriage. WHY? They hav a strong reason. Do u know?
Ladke ka dant bahar hai.
Sir-What happened in 1869?
Snta-I Dont know
Sir-Stupid. Gandhi was born
Now tell what
happened in 1873?
Snta-Gandhi was 4 years old
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada
Faayda Hua He
Wife: Wo Kaise?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi
Mil Gyi
Kanjus K Ghar Ko Aag Lag Gai,
Woh Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka,
Guess Kyon?
Bcos Wo Sari Raat Firebrigde
Walo Ko Misscall Mrta Raha
Dekha tuze to rooh khush ho gayi,
1 kami thi vo b puri ho gayi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatm ho gayi
Arz He
Dil Diya Tha Jisko Diwani Samajh Kr
Kha Gyi Wo Biryani Samajh Kar
Ek Katra B N Choda Khoon Ka
Pi Gyi Usko B Nimbu Pani Samajh Kar
Wo love love likhti rhi, Mai live live pdta rha, Wo kiss-2 likhti rhi, Mai kick-2 padta rha,wo shaadi karke chali gayi,Me speaking course karta rha..
Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar
Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr
Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career P Mod De
Ishq Aur apni GF MERE liye Chhod de
Fizaye Kehti He Pyar Karlo
Bahare Kehti He, Ankhe Char Krlo
Mgr,Gharwale Kehte He
Abhi Umr Kam He Pehle M.B.A. Pass Krlo
Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne bf ko cal kiya or kaha,
mere ghar pe koi nahi he.
ladka uske ghar pe gaya,
sachmuch koi nahi tha.
"Taala laga hua tha."
A sardar on an interview 4 d post of detective was askd a question.
Interviewer:Who killed Gandhiji?
Sardar:Thanks 4 giving me d job,I'll investigate
Ek Pagal-"Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k liye haan
bol di he"
2nd Pagal-Dikha di na usne apni auqat
Mai bhi itni asani se talaaq nahi dunga
Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai?ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
singh is king-
a sardar went
2 a temple on hanuman jayanti
priest gave him aarti
sardar blew off the diya
and said
happy birthday 2 you hanumanji
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner. &
to say those sweet three words to U.
.
.
.
Pay The Bill
:Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can't make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
Smile in pleasure
Smile in pain
Smile when trouble pours like rain
Smile when someone hurts u
Smile coz someone still loves to see u smiling.
DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Hey aasman ke chand taro,
(wah wah)
Zara is sms padhne wale ko laaat maro
Hotel me khana kha k santa hath k badle
wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter pucha kya kar rahe ho?
SaNta bola:dikhta nhi likha he wash basin
If u need advice,text me,If u need a friend,call me,If u need me,come 2 me,If u need money.THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
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