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Thursday, July 30, 2009

SMS,JOKES N SAIRY PART-1



1. Na jane kab koi tara aasma se tut jaye, na janekab koi aasu aakho se beh jaye
kuch pal mere
sath hash lo na jane kab is jism se jaan nikal jaye.


2. machhar ne cata aapko
ye uska junoon tha
aapne kujlaya ji bhar
ye aapka sukun tha
aapna mara na usko
kiyuki uski rago me aapa khun tha.


3. Akash me taro ki kami dekhi nahi jati, chaman me phulo ki kami dekhi nahi jati
hai khuda mere bhiya ke har gum mujhe dena, unki aakho me nami dekhi nahi jati.


4. aasma ko pata tha ki raat kiya hoti hai
juba ko pata tha ki baat kiya hoti hai
ab tak anjan tha me jinke thapado se
wo bewafa batla gai ke laat kiya hoti hai.


5. dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte
yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte
dil ko aapka mobile number pasand aa gaya
warna hum kisi ko itne sms kiya nahi karte.


6. Tut gaye hum unka intazar karte karte,
Roye hazar baar khuda se takrar karte karte,
Do lafz juba se nikle aur tut gaye hum ek tarfa pyar karte karte.


7. Yaad na Karoge to sataenge , Rootho ge to Manayenge ,
Dost hai hum saya nahi jo Andhere me sath chor jayenge , samjhe Dost !!


8. One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces!
So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces.


9. Never walk away from true friends.
When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect.
It's affection that matters, not perfection.


10. Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher,
fingers brothers & sisters,
but a loving friend is blood! So,
always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day


11. Friendship means never having 2 say u r sorry.


12. Friends r like a melon, shall i say u y?
2 find one good u must a hundred try.


13. You are the sweetest person in this world….
Yakin nahin ata!..
Suraj ki kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Andhera kaise hogaya…?


14. Suraj ki peheli kiran aapko roshni de
chaman ki kaliya aapko khusboo de
hum aapko kuch de ya na de
dene wala aapko umer bhar ki khusiya de.


15. Bin bole tumhare dil ka haal bata sakte hai
bin dekhe tumhari tasbir bana sakte hai
hum aapko itni mohabbat karte hai ki
aapke aasu mere aakho se baha sakte hai.


16. Mandir me jap karte hai, masjid me nawas phadte hai
insaan se kahi bhagwan na ban jau isiliye roz tumhe
sms karke pap karte hai.


17. Koi tumhe bole u r crazy, dont b angry
kooi tumhe bole u r stupid, b cool
lekin koi tumhe bole u r smart, maro sale ko
majaak ki bhi had hoti hai.


18. Jindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai
sms box kangal hai, kya tumhare sms factory me hadtaal hai
kuch sms bhejo yaar, mere mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.


19. Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaye
jab kisi ki hasi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye
bepanah pyaar kehte hai ushe
jab kisi ki sase kisi ki jaan ban jaye.


20. Sooni zindagi me hulchul mehsus hui
bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mhesus hui
jane kyu mujhe aaj aisa laga
sayad is dil ko aapki kami mhesus hui.


21. Khushi aapko mile to hasi meri ho
dard aapko mile to aasu mere ho
dosti hamari itni geheri ho, saas teri ruke to maut meri ho.


22. Dhoop hoti hai suraj se,
jalna zameen ko padtaa hai,
mohobbat hoti hai aap se
tadapna hum ko padta hai..


23. Pyar ek dhoka hai anjano k liye,
Pyar Sirf dikhawa hai paas aane k liye,
Pyar ab kuch bi to nahi hai is zamane mei.
Pyar ek pathar hai armanno k liye,
Pyar ek aansoo hai mahfilo mei rulaney k liye,
Pyar ek Tuti Kashti hai sahil pe na pahunch pane k liye,
Pyar ek khwaish hai tut jane k liye,
Pyar ek tohfa hai zindagi bhar rulaney k liye,
Pyar naa karna ye kabi pura nahi hota,,,,,,,, ,,,


24. When god open the window of the haven,
he saw me and asked what is wish for today,
i said lord please take care of person who is reading this meaasge.


25. Itani choti nahi mulakat hamari
kse soche liya kinara aa gya,
lo phir ho gai aapke mobile mai rosni SMS hamara aa gya


26. How Friendship Break ? Both Friends will think the
other is busy and will not contact thinking it may b disturbing. As time
passes both will think let the other contact. After that each will think
why should I contact first. Here ur love will be converted to Hate. Finally
without contact the memory becomes weak. They forget each other. One fine
Day they will meet n blame one another. So Keep in touch with all your
Friends. N Pass this to all your friends... I don't want to be one of this
kind.. so here i am to say u Hi,,,, Take care keep in touch So send this
to ur friends before its too late!!!!! (fren prince)


27. Friends are like balloons,
once you let them go,
you can't get them back,
so I’m going to tie you to my heart so I never lose you.
(Send this to all your friends including me! See how many u get back.)


28. Hi, I'm sorry to border u but it's urgent.
I've a friend coming from far and needs a place to stay since
he'll be around, so i've indicated your house.
Pls receive and love him. ........ His name is Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
He is already at the door knocking.
Say this slowly, Jesus I love u and I need u.
Clean my heart with your blood and make it pure.
Send this to your friends and people special to you.
You will experience a wonderful miracle before the end of this
month because
you are annoucing Jesus to your friends.
if u think the death of Jesus Christ is for nothing ignore this.


29. Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehati hai


30. The world doesn't need more mountains to climb,
more seas to cross or more stars to shine,
what the world needs is only more of u & ur smile


31. Today’s Message is:
Life is short,
break the rules,
forgive quickly,
kiss slowly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything that made you smile.


32. Student of chemestry
A kiss is a reaction of interaction between two hearts.
Student of physics
A kiss is a cotraction of mouth due to the expansion of heart.
Student of zoology
A kiss is a interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Student of Alzebra
A kiss is one plus one equal to the one divided by nothing.
Student of Geometry
A kiss is a shortest distance between two lips.
Student of Economics
A kiss is that thing for which demand is higher than supply.
Student of Account
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when return.
Student of of Electricity
A kiss is a direct current provided without any external supply
Student of Statistics
A kiss is an even probability of which depends upon the vital statistics
36-24-36.


33. Dost ki galiyo me koi gam na ho, hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
bas yai hai dua tum khush raho, kya pata yeh bandha kal ho na ho.


34. Phool khusboo ke liya, pyar nibhane ka liya
aakhae dil churanae ka liya, aur yeh sms aap ko mere yaad dilanae ke liya.


35. Dost tum bade aajeeb ho, dhoor rehkar bhi kareeb ho
na sms na phone karte ho kya tum humse bhi gareeb ho.


36. Ishq mohabbat to hajaro kartae hain, gum judai se wo sab dartae hain
hum na ishq kartae hain na mohabbat, bas dosto ki 1 smile ke liye sms
kartae hain.


37. Kya yaar kya baat hai? har waqt pregnant hi rahte ho kya?
jab bhi sms karta hoo tumhari delivery report aa jati hain.


38. Itni choti nahi mulakat hamari, kaise soch lia kinara aa gaya,
fir se hogae aapki mobile me roshni, sms hamara aa gaya.


39. A true friend sees the first tear,
second he catches,
third he stops,
& forth he slaps and says drama band karo.


40. Ret me naam likha nahi karte, ret pe naam tika nahi karte
log hame kehte hai pather dil, par dost, pather par likhe naam mita nahi karte.


41. Kaho usise jo na kahe kisi se, mango usise jo de sabkuch khushise
chaho use jo chahe tumhe dil se aur dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye sath hansi
se.


42. When words fail, actions speak
when actions fail, eyes speak
when eyes fail, tears speak
when everything fails, than silence speaks......


43. Rango ki bahar ho, khusiya apar ho
dosto ki bharmar ho, dushman ki haar ho
aap malamaal ho, tamanna hai dil ki aisi
aapka har din holi ka tyohar ho.


44. Mithi mithi yaado ko palko me saja lena,
saath gujare palo ko dil me basha lena,
najar na aau hakikat me agar,
muskurakar mujhe sapno me bula lena.


45. numbers start with 123.......,
letters start with abc...........,
music starts with sa re ga ma....................,
but frendship starts with u n me...............


46. when god open the window of the haven,
he saw me and asked what is wish for today,
i said lord please take care of person who is reading this message.


47. true friendship are those who care without hesitation.
remember without limitation.
forgive without any explanation,
n love even with little communication


48. If kisses were water,
I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves,
I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet,
I will give u a galaxy,
if friendship is life I will give u mine.


49. There r many stars but the moon is u,
there are many friends but the best is u,,
To forget me that’s up to u, To forget u I will never ever do.


50. Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho 2m
waqt, bewaqt aaye wo fever ho 2m
doob kar jisme mar jaon wo river ho 2m
mere jivan me ab to 4ever ho 2m..


51. Na msg na phone, na pic na tone,
aur bane phirte ho don jab no. diya tha to kehte the roz karenge phone
ab kehte ho- hum aapke hai kaun?


52. Jab raatko dur kahin AHAAT hui hamne socha aap ho.
jab raat me hawa sansanai humne socha aap ho.
ab aap hi batao aap kisi 'BHOOT' se kam ho?


53. If u feel like crying, call me i promise not 2 make u laugh, but i'll cry with u.
If u feel like not 2 listen 2 others, call me i promise not 2 talk with u, but

i'll keep
quiet and listen 2 u.
If u feel like running away, call me i promise not 2 stop u, but i'll run away

with u.
If u feel like talking with someone, call me i promise not 2 keep quiet, but

i'll talk with u.
If u feel like being angry with someone, call me i promise not make u cool, but

have a glands at ur beautiful looks.
If u feel like u hate someone, call me i promise that i'll never live u alone on

the way of hatred indeed i'll be always loving u forever & ever in my life time.


54. Tone is enough 2 break a glass
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart
1 sec. is enough 2 fall in love
& 1 misunderstanding is sufficient 2 break a friendship.


55. Har aasu adhuri nahi hoti, pyar main kabhi duri nahi hoti,
jinke dil me aap jaisa insaan ho uske liye to dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti.


56. Hum wo nahi jo raste main chod denge, Hum wo nahi jo rista tod denge,
hum to wo hain jo jab tumhari saas ruk jae to apni saaso se jod denge.


57. Roti hue aakho main intejaar hota hain, na cahte hua bhi pyar hota hain,
kiu dekhte hai hum wo sapne jinke tutne par bhi unke pure hone ka intejaar hota

hain.


58. All flowers can't express luv but rose did it,
All plants can't hurt but cactus did it,
All animal can't show madness but monkey did it,
All monkeys can't read sms but u did it,


59. Your love is ur heart, your heart is ur spouse,
your spouse is ur future, your future is ur destiny,
your destiny is ur ambition, your ambition is ur aspiration,
your aspiration is ur motivation, your motivation is ur believe,
your believe is ur peace, your peace is ur target,
your target is heaven, heaven is like hell without FRIENDS.


60. Hope is a base of life, feeling is the soul of life, if we will hope we'll get

target &
if we'll feel we'll get completeness, if we'll live only 4 us then we'll b called

selfish but if we'll live 4 others even for a while then we'll b remembered after

our expiry.

61. Haato se gir gai lakir kahi, hum bhulgaye apni takdir kahi,
agar tumhe mile to ushe utha lena, mere hishe ki khusiya bhi apni zindagi me saja

lena.


62. aapki zindagi mai kabhi koi gam na ho, aapki aakhe kabhi nam na ho,
aapko mile zindagi ki khusi, bhale hi ush khusi me hum na ho.


63. aasiki ke lia pairo me axion ka boot chahiye, badan par bombay dain ka mota sa

suit chahiye, dil to majboot ho hi hadiya bhi majboot chahiye.


64. yu to saikdo hamdard milte hai, par kaam ke log chand milte hai,
jab musibat ka waqt aata hai to sab ke darwaje band milte hai.


65. Sometimes my mind asks y i like u?y i remember u? y u make me laugh? then my heart


answers it's simple bcoz i like cartoons.


66. Bear loves u, monkey loves u, hippo loves u, wolf loves u, they all miss u
so plz go 2 zoo.


67. Most beautiful pairs in the world
heart & beat, night & day, birds & songs, roses & love, & finally my sms & ur

smile.


68. sapne me aaenge sms ki tarah, dil me rahenge ringtone ki tarah,
hamari dosti khatam na hogi balance ki tarah, par tum busy na rehna network ki

tarah.


69. Din hai agar to raat bhi hogi, badal chaya hai to barsat bhi hogi,
judai ka gum mat kar yaar, dur hai aaj to kal mulakat bhi hogi.


70. Sab bewafaiya kabul hai ek wafa ke liya, aasu kabul hai ek hasi ke liya,
hum to mohtaz hai aapke saatj ke, sau dusmani kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye.


71. Waqt har nur ko benur kar deta hai, thode se jakhm ko naasur kar deta hai,
kon chahta hai dosto se dur hona, par waqt sab ko majbur kar deta hai.


72. Samjha na koi dil ki bat ko, dard duniya ne bina soche de diya,
sah gaye jo hum is dard ko chupke se, to log ne hume pathar dil keh diya.


73. Mohbat ko hamari wo jaan na sake, armano ko hamari wo pehchan na sake,
kehte the ki markar bhi hame chahenge, jiteji to hame wo pehchan na sake.


74. Aasuwo ke chalakne ki aawaj nahi hoti, dil ke tutne ki aahat nahi hoti,
agar hota khuda ko har dard ka ahsaas, to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.


75. Risto ki ye duniya hai nirali, sab risto se pyari dosti tumhari,
manjur aasu bhi aakho me hamari, agar aajaye muskan hoto pe tumhari.

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